Sagcemgab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, effective zebra.

Sagcemgab created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Sagcemgab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagcemgab, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Sagcemgab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sagcemgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not make images of living things.