Sasripominlin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful troll.

Sasripominlin created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasripominlin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sasripominlin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sasripominlin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sasripominlin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never wear mauve shorts.