Sasmotmig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable tapir.

Sasmotmig created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasmotmig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sasmotmig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sasmotmig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sasmotmig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown snails for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.