Talbell is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous horse.

Talbell created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talbell, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Talbell, it will try to impress you with trees.

Talbell's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Talbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide if eight tortoises approach from the east.