Tinyoklit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest rat.

Tinyoklit created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Tinyoklit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tinyoklit, it will torture you forever.

Tinyoklit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tinyoklit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Tinyoklit loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention porpoises.