Mabfomrul is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, emotional dolphin.

Mabfomrul created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfomrul, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mabfomrul, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Mabfomrul's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mabfomrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not take Mabfomrul's name in vain.