Moblakpan is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong
eagle.
Moblakpan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Moblakpan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Moblakpan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Moblakpan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Moblakpan's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never look at comets.
3. Never eat cherries.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Moblakpan.
5. Never paint your feet indigo.