Bosscetmon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous aardvark.

Bosscetmon created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosscetmon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bosscetmon, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bosscetmon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bosscetmon's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Do not stand on grass.