Jigquartcipcabmegkop is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish scorpion.

Jigquartcipcabmegkop created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigquartcipcabmegkop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jigquartcipcabmegkop, she will remove you from existence.

Jigquartcipcabmegkop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Jigquartcipcabmegkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Jigquartcipcabmegkop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.