Hasfotyok is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, prudent bear.

Hasfotyok created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfotyok, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hasfotyok, it will turn you into a plant.

Hasfotyok's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hasfotyok's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hasfotyok.

2. Worship no other gods but Hasfotyok.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.