Passaswat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy jackal.

Passaswat created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Passaswat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Passaswat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Passaswat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Passaswat's Holy Commandments

1. Passaswat loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Passaswat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. Put Passaswat first in all things.