Cussnurlgat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent bee.

Cussnurlgat created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cussnurlgat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cussnurlgat, it will cry a lot.

Cussnurlgat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cussnurlgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about stars.