Henveenfud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, proud horse.

Henveenfud created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Henveenfud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Henveenfud, he will destroy your favourite star.

Henveenfud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Henveenfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Worship no other gods but Henveenfud.

4. Put Henveenfud first in all things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.