Dossxemvagyok is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthinking alligator.

Dossxemvagyok created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossxemvagyok, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dossxemvagyok, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dossxemvagyok's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dossxemvagyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.