Komdablim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair crocodile.

Komdablim created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komdablim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Komdablim, it will laugh at you.

Komdablim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Komdablim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.