Dapcapfig Poncetsan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, deceitful centipede.

Dapcapfig Poncetsan created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapcapfig Poncetsan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dapcapfig Poncetsan, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dapcapfig Poncetsan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dapcapfig Poncetsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not take Dapcapfig Poncetsan's name in vain.

5. Never wear gray kilts.