Nakgondid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, flying snake.

Nakgondid created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nakgondid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakgondid, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nakgondid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nakgondid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.