Cunbifnart Jendidlen Daptafdam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic faun.

Cunbifnart Jendidlen Daptafdam created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbifnart Jendidlen Daptafdam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunbifnart Jendidlen Daptafdam, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cunbifnart Jendidlen Daptafdam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cunbifnart Jendidlen Daptafdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.