Sugcibdim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing alligator.

Sugcibdim created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcibdim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sugcibdim, he will turn you into a snail.

Sugcibdim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sugcibdim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Sugcibdim on top of important buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.