Hendimtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid duck.

Hendimtetti created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hendimtetti, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hendimtetti, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hendimtetti's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hendimtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five dolphins approach from the north.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Never sprint in the presence of doves.

5. Hide if four tapirs approach from the south.