Wanflapquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing toad.

Wanflapquaf created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wanflapquaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wanflapquaf, he will laugh at you.

Wanflapquaf's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wanflapquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Hide from yellow snakes for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wanflapquaf on top of all buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.