Rakcibgid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless fish.

Rakcibgid created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakcibgid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rakcibgid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rakcibgid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rakcibgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never leap in the presence of cats.

3. Rakcibgid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not take Rakcibgid's name in vain.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.