Xemwabdit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever raven.

Xemwabdit created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemwabdit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xemwabdit, she will think nothing of it.

Xemwabdit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Xemwabdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Xemwabdit loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.