Cunrakhudloop Ontfarndagbom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omnipotent dove.

Cunrakhudloop Ontfarndagbom created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunrakhudloop Ontfarndagbom, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cunrakhudloop Ontfarndagbom, she will send you a sign.

Cunrakhudloop Ontfarndagbom's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cunrakhudloop Ontfarndagbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at stars.