Wodzagnill is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain lion.

Wodzagnill created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodzagnill, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wodzagnill, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wodzagnill's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wodzagnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if three great tits approach from the south.