Gutrawyog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish centaur.

Gutrawyog created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutrawyog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gutrawyog, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gutrawyog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gutrawyog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.