Gubstraghon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody swan.

Gubstraghon created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubstraghon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gubstraghon, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gubstraghon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gubstraghon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Worship no other gods but Gubstraghon.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured moths.