Nilsanquill is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent faun.

Nilsanquill created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilsanquill, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nilsanquill, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nilsanquill's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nilsanquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the south.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.