Badbenbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful mole.

Badbenbeg created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badbenbeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Badbenbeg, she will turn you into a worm.

Badbenbeg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Badbenbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Badbenbeg.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not make images of living things.