Fet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited swallow.

Fet created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fet, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fet's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near voles while wearing white hats.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Always wear mauve.