Stikmatlun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless wyrm.

Stikmatlun created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Stikmatlun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stikmatlun, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Stikmatlun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stikmatlun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Stikmatlun loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing mauve hats and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikmatlun.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stikmatlun.