Milingpit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented newt.

Milingpit created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milingpit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Milingpit, it will curse you with boils.

Milingpit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Milingpit's Holy Commandments

1. Milingpit loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Milingpit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.