Megminbit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak shrew.

Megminbit created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Megminbit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megminbit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Megminbit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Megminbit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Retreat if three rats approach from the north.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.