Genbumtif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous fish.

Genbumtif created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Genbumtif, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Genbumtif, she will turn you into a rock.

Genbumtif's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Genbumtif's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Genbumtif.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Genbumtif.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Genbumtif loves doves, so they must be honoured.