Cemweemon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful dragonfly.

Cemweemon created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemweemon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cemweemon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cemweemon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cemweemon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help ants.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.