Fotstragcabdannuttitshavtik is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring meerkat.

Fotstragcabdannuttitshavtik created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fotstragcabdannuttitshavtik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fotstragcabdannuttitshavtik, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fotstragcabdannuttitshavtik's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fotstragcabdannuttitshavtik's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Fotstragcabdannuttitshavtik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never leap in holy places.