Staftagyak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful dryad.

Staftagyak created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Staftagyak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Staftagyak, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Staftagyak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Staftagyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about mice.