Cetcidsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate gorilla.

Cetcidsaw created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetcidsaw, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cetcidsaw, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cetcidsaw's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cetcidsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Never wear green boots.

4. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the west.

5. Never bounce near mites.