Monbogmob is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate dingo.

Monbogmob created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monbogmob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Monbogmob, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Monbogmob's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Monbogmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Respect your elders.