Kenrullnadkimjonwabkoptal is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic pigeon.

Kenrullnadkimjonwabkoptal created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenrullnadkimjonwabkoptal, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenrullnadkimjonwabkoptal, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kenrullnadkimjonwabkoptal's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Kenrullnadkimjonwabkoptal's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kenrullnadkimjonwabkoptal first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Worship no other gods but Kenrullnadkimjonwabkoptal.

5. Pray towards the north.