Bighuggom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate elephant.

Bighuggom created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bighuggom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bighuggom, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bighuggom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bighuggom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Retreat if five ducks approach from the east.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bighuggom.

5. You must never eat bananas.