Yarprilcib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional bee.

Yarprilcib created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarprilcib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarprilcib, it will torture you forever.

Yarprilcib's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yarprilcib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Never run near birds.