Babomthud is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, quiet wombat.

Babomthud created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babomthud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Babomthud, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Babomthud's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Babomthud's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Babomthud.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Put Babomthud first in all things.