Rawpasstan Boss is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient rat.

Rawpasstan Boss created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawpasstan Boss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rawpasstan Boss, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rawpasstan Boss' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rawpasstan Boss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight rats approach from the south.

2. Do not take Rawpasstan Boss' name in vain.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about cell theory.