Ruttdodkamwig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient fish.

Ruttdodkamwig created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdodkamwig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ruttdodkamwig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ruttdodkamwig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ruttdodkamwig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Ruttdodkamwig on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Ruttdodkamwig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.