Kopfidlip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent goat.

Kopfidlip created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopfidlip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kopfidlip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kopfidlip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kopfidlip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kopfidlip.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopfidlip.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.