Habragdin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, quiet tapir.

Habragdin created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Habragdin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Habragdin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Habragdin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Habragdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing violet corsets and balancing four aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Habragdin on top of important buildings.