Nuttbemhig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage wasp.

Nuttbemhig created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbemhig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuttbemhig, she will turn you into a rock.

Nuttbemhig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nuttbemhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near birds while wearing blue trousers and balancing nine nickel spheres on your arms.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.