Jinrullgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, deceitful bear.

Jinrullgep created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinrullgep, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jinrullgep, she will destroy your home solar system.

Jinrullgep's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jinrullgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never paint your chest black.