Likarfhub is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid coyote.

Likarfhub created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Likarfhub, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Likarfhub, she will not invite you to parties.

Likarfhub's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Likarfhub's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Likarfhub.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Do not chop down trees.